Lauren Turken (2007)
English Language and Literature, Romance Languages
Miami Beach, FL
Lauren Elizabeth Turken is from sunny Miami Beach, FL, where people string palm tress with Christmas lights. Lauren has been making all kinds of noise since fetus-hood. She sang in three different choirs throughout high school, and performed in several musicals. She dabbles in piano, guitar, and songwriting, loves to feed people, and most of all, loves Voices!!!
When the world collapses, she will turn to Homer Simpson, who says…
“Marge, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain.”
“Oh, Lisa, you and your stories ... Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingy ... where our beds and TV ... is.”
“Stupid sexy Flanders.”